Fortune Cookie

00:00:24 FORTUNE COOKIE

00:02:33 Three fucking months.

00:03:31 What you need...

00:04:19 Tested for decades. Revered for centuries. Honored for millenia.

00:05:38 And him.

00:06:18 There's the wind up.

00:08:24 You make me love you.

00:09:15 No I didn't. Listen could you just get me Mrs. Petterson, please?

00:10:12 I understand.

00:11:59 It could be my day. Or even your day.

00:13:27 I did it!

00:15:00 Thank you.

00:15:50 And a salesman sells.

00:17:25 Wow, Broadneck! What's your hurry?

00:18:00 Now what's your deal? Late night deals with the devil?

00:19:04 Oh c'mon, I'm a salesman too. We've all got our little games.

00:19:50 Well what is it?

00:20:36 That wasn't so hard.

00:21:43 Hey, I didn't say to open it!

00:22:22 Get out of my way! I want that cookie! I want that cookie!

00:23:07 - You're nothing but a superstitious loser! - What's going on?

00:24:05 Hi, Mrs. Petterson.

00:24:36 I know how much time went into this.

00:27:16 All good things must come to an end?