Floris
2004 · 105 MIN · IMDB 4.6 · 705 VOTES · DIR. Jean van de Velde
Overview
This adventurous feature film is a sequel to Paul Verhoeven's legendary youth series from 1969. In this modern film version - the Middle Ages are more imaginative and larded with anachronistic jokes - the story revolves around Floris (grandson of Rutger Hauer's character from the series), a peace-loving bloke whose father despises him because he refuses to carry on the family tradition of stout-hearted knights defending freedom: Floris is an actor. To prove to his father that he can still be a hero, he helps him search for a missing sacred relic with special powers. This is the last hope for the Duke of Burgundy, his father's boss, to eliminate the mean Duchess of Gelre. Along with his oriental girlfriend Pi, Floris goes through some perilous moments when he enters into battle with the duchess and her stooges Van Rossum jr., Kleine Pier jr. and Sergeant jr..
Dialogue Timeline — 937 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:01:23 Oh no!
00:04:40 Fake! - We fight without killing.
00:07:06 GELRE THE CASTLE OF THE DUCHESS
00:11:11 Take it to your castle and defend it with your life.
00:14:24 I hear Burgundy wants to use an unconventional weapon against me.
00:16:42 For days, until he had cramp!
00:21:16 Conditions?
00:25:48 Nuns, these men are taking vows...
00:28:15 Come and watch!
00:31:11 You're more: You're a man!
00:33:32 I have to go.
00:36:34 I do too...
00:40:44 Smoke hemp in Holland! Never!
00:44:28 Budding peony...
00:46:49 Come on... - Where are we going?
00:51:09 But you're puny!
00:59:25 That's quite a toke!
01:02:40 Good afternoon.
01:06:02 You take starboard!
01:10:12 Give me that cheese!
01:13:09 Let me try too!
01:19:07 For my boss. - Yeah?
01:26:06 ...or you give me the Relic.
01:32:47 It that good? - Fine, darling.