Flirting with Disaster

00:00:03 My mother could be rich. She could be rich and smart.

00:04:05 You don't have to put your pants on to get the baby.

00:07:14 Oh, those days are long gone. I-- Listen, I've gotta call the office.

00:10:28 - Wrong! -Just back off, will ya? - You've had five of these.

00:13:56 Well, if you'd let me finish what I'm saying, I'd say that we have every intention of coming back for it.

00:17:35 I know just what you mean. Come on, let's get something to drink.

00:20:59 - I'm not a cracker! - Ohh.

00:24:13 - So I was thinking, maybe on our way to New York, we could stop off or-- - Who are these people in my home?

00:28:13 What did they say? Who said I'm your father?

00:31:36 Okay, okay. So she meets this guy, Richard Schlich-- Schlichling.

00:35:10 So it looks like this Boudreau fellow...

00:38:49 We met him twice.

00:42:21 - Oh! - Oh, hi. - Hi.

00:46:27 - It's gonna be fun. - Look, we already checked in. Why don't I find a row for the baby, okay?

00:49:49 - It's vitality. - I see. Is it vitality that led Mel to leave his wife for you?

00:53:10 - What? - What, do you want to get intimate? Is that what you're saying?

00:56:28 - Yeah, I got a blacksmith shop out in the barn, and I do my sculptures there... - Oh.

00:59:32 It means something that you never had-- an interest in science. Look at the other things you do.

01:02:42 - Y-You know, LSD shouldn't be a felony in the first place. - It's not addictive.

01:05:52 And I would like to thank you again for this wonderful evening. It was really great.

01:09:17 Oh, uh-- You know what? You know what, buddy? You know, you got a lot of nerve.

01:13:03 What's the matter? Come on!

01:16:55 I, I, I need to get home so that I can lie down and--

01:20:24 - I had an experience, that's why. - What do you mean?