Flirting with Disaster

00:00:03 My mother could be rich. She could be rich and smart.

00:04:17 Definitely.

00:07:25 Well, they're gonna pay for everything. Isn't that great, sweetie? Honey?

00:10:44 - Why don't you leave me alone! Why don't you just have a little sniff? - Don't do that. Hey, hey.

00:14:18 They bumped him and took his car. Nobody said anything about killing.

00:18:18 - You're sayin' I was a slut? - No.

00:21:36 - That's the dog's pillow. Oh.

00:24:57 - Thank you. - I hope it works out for you.

00:29:09 - Yeah. Come on with us. - What? In the truck?

00:32:39 She doesn't know what the hell she's doing. That man was a lunatic, a stranger!

00:36:12 No, no, no, no, no. Don't be silly. We're getting sick of each other's company anyways.

00:40:02 I mean, yes, there was a minor incident. Nothing--

00:44:22 - Why aren't you looking at me? - What? What? I'm looking at you!

00:47:57 - Do you? - Yeah. No, not that I was like looking at them...

00:51:29 that I'm compulsively careful and clean about what touches my body.

00:54:53 - Nancy. - Nancy, hi. Welcome to our family. - Hi. Look at the baby.

00:58:12 Your quail tonight

01:01:29 - Hi. - Hi.

01:04:39 - We love you very much. Even if you were Jeffrey Dahmer, we would love you. - Yeah, sure!

01:08:05 I don't want to wreck your marriage. I know how painful that that can be.

01:11:20 - Uh, w-- - You think a mother doesn't know these things? -Just shut up for a minute and listen.

01:15:55 - Um-- Uh, okay, I-- I'll do reflux. - All right. That's good. Okay.

01:19:37 - I did not overreact, Eddie! If I overreacted... - Well, you said in front of--

01:23:36 All I want is just one more oatmeal pie