First Kid
1996 · 101 MIN · IMDB 5.2 · 11,856 VOTES · DIR. David Mickey Evans
Overview
Some say that to be the leader of a country is one of the loneliest jobs in the world. But being the child of a world leader can be doubly so. Constantly surrounded by security officers, restricted in movements and having almost every waking moment carefully monitored makes normalcy an impossibility. No one knows this better than young Luke Davenport, the son of U.S. President Davenport. He vents his loneliness, frustration and feelings of isolation from family and friends by being a brat to his private Secret Service agent. When the agent snaps from the strain in front of the First Lady, a new agent is assigned to Luke. He turns out to be the enormous Sam Simms, a bit of a rogue who managed to rise through the ranks by sheer determination rather than strict adherence to Secret-Service protocol. At first, Luke tries all his old tricks upon Sam. But instead of getting angry, Sam seems to actually understand.
Dialogue Timeline — 2,310 lines
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00:00:03 [Marching band music playing]
00:05:50 Could you put those in a box for the bomb squad?
00:09:53 Man: Big smile now.
00:13:27 Leave the snake in there.
00:16:55 [Laughs] Go ahead!
00:21:33 Sure.
00:26:16 Man: Poison! Woman: Poison!
00:30:47 And the kid asked for some space.
00:35:19 You make me look stupid at my job.
00:39:30 Well, what's it for?
00:43:11 Hey, guys.
00:46:42 Right!
00:50:08 I did?
00:53:29 ¶ we all have our burdens to carry ¶
00:57:53 [Softly] Don't rat on me.
01:01:30 Have you seen Luke Davenport around here?
01:04:59 It was a pleasure, congressman.
01:08:08 Yes! Yes!
01:11:52 Yeah. Sorry.
01:16:25 Undercover.
01:21:13 but you left us no choice.
01:28:40 Ah!
01:32:45 [Gunfire]
01:37:23 ¶ but if you're striking zero ¶