First Kid
1996 · 101 MIN · IMDB 5.2 · 11,856 VOTES · DIR. David Mickey Evans
Overview
Some say that to be the leader of a country is one of the loneliest jobs in the world. But being the child of a world leader can be doubly so. Constantly surrounded by security officers, restricted in movements and having almost every waking moment carefully monitored makes normalcy an impossibility. No one knows this better than young Luke Davenport, the son of U.S. President Davenport. He vents his loneliness, frustration and feelings of isolation from family and friends by being a brat to his private Secret Service agent. When the agent snaps from the strain in front of the First Lady, a new agent is assigned to Luke. He turns out to be the enormous Sam Simms, a bit of a rogue who managed to rise through the ranks by sheer determination rather than strict adherence to Secret-Service protocol. At first, Luke tries all his old tricks upon Sam. But instead of getting angry, Sam seems to actually understand.
Dialogue Timeline — 2,310 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:03 [Marching band music playing]
00:05:54 Don't you move, don't you breathe.
00:10:05 Your father runs America so we shop here.
00:13:46 here. Whoa!
00:17:32 False alarm! False alarm! Let's lose these lights!
00:22:11 Spank him, maybe, but not shoot him.
00:27:01 [Splat]
00:31:44 All I got to do is keep him out of trouble
00:36:11 Did you laugh? Did--did I see a laugh?
00:40:53 Yeah. It'll be a barrel of laughs.
00:44:21 [Tires screech]
00:47:59 You got nothing to lose. Just give me that right hand.
00:51:45 ¶ I need relief ¶
00:55:41 Ms. Lawrence: No, we didn't.
00:59:40 You don't answer, I'm goin' home.
01:03:25 There's this, uh, dance at school this weekend
01:06:42 Lookin' good. Go ahead, boy.
01:10:37 you have to believe in yourself, Luke.
01:14:32 ¶ where we can ¶
01:19:27 What did I teach you about fighting?
01:26:28 Ominous game voice: Time to die.
01:31:50 Woods: Shut up!
01:36:37 Oh...
01:40:37 [record scratches]