Filth and Wisdom

00:00:29 When I die, I am going to go straight to heaven

00:04:18 He who licks the knives soon will cut his tongue.

00:07:22 He write many books and has much respect as a poet

00:09:39 The last time a man put his hand on me did not end very nicely.

00:12:57 Yeah, he has the healing touch.

00:15:02 Okay, will someone please tell me why I still don't have a job?

00:18:15 Mmm. Um...

00:20:49 And sooner or later you'll end up feeling ripped off.

00:25:40 There is duality in everything.

00:30:35 Assume the position.

00:35:48 So, what's your schedule like for today, then?

00:39:39 it's about what you don't show them. Men like mystery.

00:41:42 Shall I get the sommelier?

00:43:38 So how have you been puffing yourself up these days?

00:47:09 Filthy little excuse for a man.

00:50:42 So how does that work?

00:54:45 Bloody Africa? You can't even look after your bloody self.

00:56:39 Honey, you show me a beautiful girl

01:00:53 Using the time. Good, ladies.

01:05:32 Two men fall through the chimney. One is dirty, one is clean.

01:08:03 You're a very nice girl, Juliette, and I really want to make it up to you.

01:11:02 Envelopes, envelopes. Everybody's getting envelopes.

01:14:08 Who says, "That's so, like, battles of the rose."

01:18:09 You see, my friend, feeling good is just as contagious as feeling bad.