Filth

00:01:07 People ask me, "Carole, how do you and Bruce keep the spice in your marriage?"

00:05:44 than any kind of career advancement, he'll still have to be publicly humiliated.

00:08:41 Tell you what, we'll have to get you another threesome organised

00:11:50 Who taught you that technique? A fucking cheesegrater?

00:14:41 - Why are you being like this? - Because... Because, darlin'

00:17:29 Saying that, look at young Ray Lennox there.

00:21:10 Fuck off!

00:24:32 I'll see you at my place on the weekend then.

00:27:38 Oh, you just thank your hubby here.

00:31:13 Look, he's just a guy I know from the clubs.

00:35:37 What? No.

00:38:39 I do love a good curry all the same.

00:43:01 Surely that's a bit caveman, Bob.

00:47:18 Bladesey, I...

00:52:02 He's a fine man, son.

00:55:56 There's only one person that can have me.

01:00:12 A different person.

01:05:27 - Happy Christmas. - Is it?

01:08:38 "Let's climb the coal mountain," you said.

01:11:06 and he's far better endowed than you, Mr Photocopier Enlargement.

01:15:04 Because...

01:20:03 We can torch the place with the pig in it. Or what's left of him.

01:25:34 The old phantom phone-caller, eh?

01:31:01 Bunty!