Filth

00:01:07 People ask me, "Carole, how do you and Bruce keep the spice in your marriage?"

00:05:41 Even though Lennox is more interested in trying to bang the office secretary

00:08:31 Well, you do have a very understanding wife in Carole, Robbo.

00:11:22 Can you imagine what his posh pals would say

00:14:02 Go. Go! Go!

00:16:56 - And you'd be Cupid, aye? - I'm the very boy, Robbo.

00:20:14 No problems, I presume, eh?

00:23:27 If you're no' fucking the woman you're with, it opens this...

00:26:53 But your uniformed colleague said not to encourage him.

00:30:28 All right, I suppose.

00:34:17 Only champions can rewrite history, yes?

00:37:18 Where else is there? Pussy's for faggots.

00:41:54 - Hey, hey, hey. Come on, man. - But I don't know the guy, Ray.

00:45:13 Need to take a picture of what a cunt looks like.

00:50:24 Gus has already filled me in, so there's really no need.

00:53:59 Listen, I really want to get on in the department, right

00:57:49 put your cock in my fucking mouth.

01:03:02 Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

01:06:46 You must see some terrible things in your line of work.

01:09:33 "This thing killed him. This bastard spawn of the devil killed my laddie.

01:12:28 Yeah. I heard that.

01:15:54 I just need you to fucking leave!

01:20:44 No!

01:26:50 I'm really sorry for startling you...