Father and Son

00:00:13 Look at these dopes.

00:01:15 Who cares? As long as I get mine.

00:02:35 Do-nut mind if I do.

00:03:22 No, you know what? We're going to the cops.

00:04:02 Here... Tell you what. Put the car in drive. Let's go. We gotta go.

00:04:50 Ass-to-mouth.

00:05:27 - You have a girlfriend at school? - No.

00:06:15 - Who are you? - I'm sorry, I'm nobody...

00:07:06 Oh, yeah. Good stuff.

00:08:31 Ex-friend of mine would say that I would...

00:09:08 He's a handsome, tall, good-looking kid.

00:10:03 - These aren't toys, they're whirlybirds. - Yes, they are toys.

00:10:55 ...delivering pies all over town.

00:11:44 Now are you in this or what?

00:12:19 My God, yeah, well, that makes sense.

00:13:09 - A dad? - I'm talking about a real dad.

00:14:19 Oh, sorry.

00:15:42 - He said that? - Yeah.

00:16:55 Oh, I'm so sorry.

00:18:08 Dumb idiot.

00:19:02 A little unusual, but technically you're eligible.

00:21:12 All right, first of all I wanna thank you all.

00:22:29 Just get out of the car please, okay?

00:24:10 Come get the pizza with noodles on.