Father and Son

2010 · 16 MIN · IMDB 6.6 · 52 VOTES · DIR. Eric Wareheim, Tim Heidecker

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Overview

A grown man's quest to find love and acceptance from his stepdad and win a magazine contest.

Dialogue Timeline — 404 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:00:13 Look at these dopes.
00:01:15 Who cares? As long as I get mine.
00:02:38 - Drive! - Don't yell!
00:03:25 That's a fucking stupid idea, retard.
00:04:08 Well, that's a good idea, retard-o.
00:04:53 No, I don't want to hear it. I'll just wait out here.
00:05:35 Because it's like I don't understand where we're at necessarily.
00:06:26 Hey! Shut the fuck up down there!
00:07:14 Come on! I got it.
00:08:40 He's my son. I love him very much.
00:09:29 How was your day?
00:10:17 "I'm your dumb dead dad pilot flying around saving people's..."
00:11:08 Dad, you know I can't drive. I'm scared of that honky horn.
00:11:58 I mean, he's not even my real dad.
00:12:35 Holy shit.
00:13:28 - He's a black boy? - Yeah. I just found out.
00:15:07 ...if I could take Andrew to the cliffs?
00:16:23 Right?
00:17:35 ...this is a message for Father & Son magazine audition committee.
00:18:39 Please love him too.
00:19:31 No monitors. We're just playing here.
00:21:44 The December slot goes to the Jaggertys.
00:23:30 - It's a goof. Come on! - You got me.
00:24:53 See you next time.

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed404
Dialogue density25.3 lines / min
First line00:00:13
Final line00:24:53

Production Record

DirectorEric Wareheim, Tim Heidecker
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes52