Fascists on Mars
2006 · 100 MIN · IMDB 6.8 · 1,353 VOTES · DIR. Igor Skofic, Corrado Guzzanti
Overview
In 1938 a group of fascists led by the general Gaetano Maria Barbagli decides to invade the planet of Mars.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,396 lines
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00:00:09 One never truly believes what one believes
00:05:30 and the simpering purple dunes.
00:09:01 but not a trace of fauna, flora, or water.
00:12:54 But now he's back! Pini scrutinizes the horizon.
00:16:38 So let's punish the old witch!
00:20:13 Fire! Loud and proud!
00:23:47 where he can't hurt anyone except, one hopes, himself.
00:28:36 Yet he can no longer tolerate their provocations.
00:32:42 please give me the voice to reach the ears of the peoples
00:36:12 And here this specimen of manhood stands
00:39:40 but their heavy sanctions persist.
00:43:00 Let's take Mimimmi.
00:46:38 He's back on his feet, more eager than ever.
00:50:04 We can only wonder where Pini got the bongos
00:53:58 DESTINATION: ROME ZOO
00:58:23 There goes that rhythmic scratching again.
01:02:21 - His fault. - Now we'll have to drink sand!
01:07:16 Tensions are so thick you could cut them with a knife
01:11:20 FREE SPACE FOR BILL POSTING
01:16:32 But we're polite to these poor souls
01:20:08 They abase themselves with contemptible neorealism...
01:24:06 Barbagli learned the art of... oh, forget about it!
01:27:44 Resist, Barbagli shouts... undaunted by the vapours
01:31:21 Everything flies right over their heads.
Cast & Characters
Corrado Guzzanti
Barbagli
Corrado Guzzanti
Narrator
Andrea Purgatori
Fecchia
Pasquale Petrolo
Pini
Marco Marzocca
Freghieri
Andrea Blarzino
Santodio
Andrea Salerno
Balilla Bruno Caorso
Simona Banchi
Madonna del manganello
Valentina D'Alessandro
Amazzone
Valeria Ferrari
Amazzone
Irene Ferri
Capo Amazzone
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,396
Dialogue density14.0 lines / min
First line00:00:09
Final line01:31:21
Production Record
DirectorIgor Skofic, Corrado Guzzanti
LanguageItalian
IMDb votes1,353