Fascists on Mars
2006 · 100 MIN · IMDB 6.8 · 1,353 VOTES · DIR. Igor Skofic, Corrado Guzzanti
Overview
In 1938 a group of fascists led by the general Gaetano Maria Barbagli decides to invade the planet of Mars.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,396 lines
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00:00:09 One never truly believes what one believes
00:05:33 For mile after tedious mile, they advance.
00:09:16 the flavour of a far away home they may never see again...
00:13:15 Fascist pride has vanished from our boys' faces.
00:17:07 They dig and dig, naive little Italians
00:20:42 He heads towards the void of no return.
00:24:22 A lonely, distant sound of Mimimmi from the herd
00:29:17 we could have filled it with an carousing army.
00:33:26 Were there excesses? Maybe!
00:36:55 Pearls of martial wisdom that nourish the soul and furnish it tastefully.
00:40:32 No, says Barbagli.
00:44:07 Even the dumbest schoolboy knows that without wars
00:47:36 In its place are brand new ration tickets
00:51:24 CAMP CHEERFUL CONFINEMENT
00:55:30 they can now recover the true sense of the word "irrevocable".
01:00:09 But a fight over jurisdiction breaks out
01:05:09 - How disgusting! - Leave her alone!
01:09:20 THE IDES OF MARS!
01:12:53 The army is broken, lost without orders to follow.
01:18:35 but she does try to study it.
01:22:27 She continues to scold: "What are you doing here?
01:26:12 didn't notice what was flying overhead.
01:30:04 urbane manners, and formal language.
15:00:11 Mars became Fascist!
Cast & Characters
Corrado Guzzanti
Barbagli
Corrado Guzzanti
Narrator
Andrea Purgatori
Fecchia
Pasquale Petrolo
Pini
Marco Marzocca
Freghieri
Andrea Blarzino
Santodio
Andrea Salerno
Balilla Bruno Caorso
Simona Banchi
Madonna del manganello
Valentina D'Alessandro
Amazzone
Valeria Ferrari
Amazzone
Irene Ferri
Capo Amazzone
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,396
Dialogue density14.0 lines / min
First line00:00:09
Final line15:00:11
Production Record
DirectorIgor Skofic, Corrado Guzzanti
LanguageItalian
IMDb votes1,353