Family United

00:00:40 On their first date, my parents went to see

00:04:16 - Hey, respect my privacy. - Were you masturbating?

00:07:03 Maybe so, but you smell like shit.

00:10:56 I don't want to get over it.

00:18:01 Don't worry about it.

00:21:48 First some oxygen and then the hospital.

00:25:32 - in this condition. - Fine, but cold feet won't help him.

00:29:17 He taught me to ride but not the other thing, unfortunately.

00:33:08 With a big nose.

00:36:07 Monica, it really sucks that you got stoned without me.

00:40:09 Nobody, drop it.

00:43:27 Spain, bang, bang!

00:47:40 Adam.

00:52:13 He has gold... He has gold because he likes to...

00:56:34 I'm breaking up with you.

01:01:57 Whichever.

01:05:32 What?

01:08:38 Do you know him?

01:13:18 Okay, you were right, there were signs.

01:16:02 Mom and Dad waited. So did Britney Spears.

01:18:46 Let's see...

01:22:54 I started going out with you because I hate being alone.

01:27:43 No, it's not a good sign.

01:31:37 But before I left, I went to talk to my mother, to confront her