Family Guy — S21E10 — The Candidate

00:00:34 ANNOUNCER: We now return to Lassie, starring Vin Diesel.

00:01:24 'cause the sun is never brighter than when you're day-drinking.

00:02:34 - 'Cause it's not working. -

00:03:40 As mayor, I reckon it's my duty to round up the strays

00:04:45 Sometimes comedy is building people up.

00:05:35 Yes, Doug, I made a mistake. That's how you learn things.

00:06:22 the number of steps I take each day.

00:07:33 I don't know. This is already weird.

00:08:29 But I've taken on bigger challenges.

00:09:17 I want you and Chris to compete for my favor.

00:10:01 and it's easier to keep them there.

00:10:59 What a godsend.

00:12:07 being in the Chris Griffin business.

00:13:17 And that, my fellow classmates, is how I discovered

00:14:00 Stewie Griffin was a "whoops baby."

00:14:50 No, it's not. That's absurd.

00:15:28 Come on, little guy, time to go to the fire station.

00:16:15 I don't know, I don't remember.

00:16:58 SINGERS: ♪ Shawn Mendes. ♪

00:17:45 Hey, Quagmire, Betty or Veronica?

00:18:36 That's a mint condition 1983

00:19:21 the fire marshal will be all over my back.

00:20:14 Yep.

00:20:58 Oh, and Doug died in a commuter plane crash this morning.