Family Guy — S17E14 — Family Guy Lite

00:00:38 MAN: Hold the door.

00:01:40 Don't forget to turn in your time card, Peter.

00:02:44 You just can't. Well, I guess it's my turn.

00:03:36 "Horatio then took Louise by the hand,

00:04:30 Yes, I'd like to enroll in a couple of classes

00:05:43 Peter, you caused millions of dollars' worth of water damage,

00:07:04 Don't you know what this is?

00:07:53 I dared them to, and it was a big mistake.

00:09:01 Me being an equestrianist and everything.

00:09:58 Welcome to CrossFit, Peter.

00:10:32 It's, uh... it's...

00:11:11 It's clear you're an idiot and deserve no more of my time.

00:11:50 Step. Uh-huh.

00:12:31 the integrity of these movements!

00:13:18 I think her book is about the grocery store.

00:14:14 I'm not gonna have sex with you.

00:15:00 I lied! I just want to be free,

00:15:54 All right, Peter, now, I know you haven't eaten in a while,

00:17:14 Don't do what?

00:17:52 with someone other than yourself,

00:18:36 But it's just that... a fantasy.

00:19:34 Wow! Looking good, Peter.

00:20:15 any writer knows how hard it is to be staring at that blank page.

00:20:58 Get that Dirt book.