Family Guy — S17E09 — Pawtucket Pete

00:00:12 Webster's defines "class" as "a group of students

00:01:06 about the world around her.

00:02:39 Two sets of disappointed parents right there.

00:03:28 Nice to meet all of you.

00:04:20 and wherever you go, people will know

00:05:16 No, it looks like an old lady's Rascal.

00:05:55 Look, I'm only here to create an amusing comparison

00:06:35 All right, that seems easy enough.

00:07:19 Oktoberfest. Trucker.

00:08:09 PETER: No.

00:08:59 No! No, that's not true, Meg! It's not true!

00:10:23 Okay, we're gonna go up to people and give a dollar

00:11:08 Yes, thank you! He's Pawtucket Pat!

00:11:50 Anyway, do you have to water your house?

00:12:33 You have a dog that makes jokes and drinks beer?

00:13:18 It's our pleasure to introduce Pawtucket Pat

00:14:09 What the hell? I'm the sidekick?

00:14:52 to play second fiddle to some fat idiot,

00:15:50 Well, what if it tasted like every bottle had a nickel in it?

00:16:55 as anchor throws to reporter in the field.

00:17:55 ANNOUNCER 1: And here comes the marching band,

00:18:43 Can't-can't believe she's heading down the aisle.

00:19:46 I repeat, we have an active shooter!

00:20:54 CHOIR: ♪ Window. ♪