Family Guy — S17E05 — Regarding Carter

00:00:37 Happy birthday, Lois.

00:01:22 Didn't they say they were coming?

00:02:13 No, I don't.

00:02:55 Chinese girl.

00:03:47 Unlike you, guns can actually fire.

00:04:43 Now here to sing the Heart classic "Alone"

00:05:54 What? These are my concert khakis.

00:06:52 No. You have to take it back.

00:07:45 So if you want to beat him in Mario Kart,

00:08:30 I'm Jon Hamm's underwear.

00:09:24 I'm tripping balls.

00:10:11 Even Joe knew.

00:11:03 So, the president pulls the plug

00:11:53 You bought Vine and shut it down. I did what?

00:12:34 Well, sometimes you made me reenact

00:13:37 Hey, sweetie pie. I brought muffins.

00:14:23 and I certainly don't want that to happen to us.

00:15:26 I don't get it. Neither do I.

00:16:15 Why don't we hire a prostitute

00:16:53 I bet Zuul could help.

00:17:42 That's pretty dumb. I mean, if I was in a band,

00:18:38 I guess that really is more important than money.

00:20:06 Daddy? Daddy, please tell me you can hear me.

00:20:50 Something as or more successful?