Family Guy — S17E01 — Married... with Cancer (1)

00:00:41 Brian, why are you dressed like a douche

00:01:21 of today's lady down pat.

00:02:15 The people, the music...

00:03:06 that was so obscene, it couldn't even be described

00:04:26 Okay, okay, promise. Of course. We got it.

00:05:05 Catch Me If You Can, sir.

00:06:18 Wait, where's Dr. Hartman?

00:06:58 One of those things... you can do.

00:07:51 Got it patented in '97 and went into business.

00:08:38 I truly wish I had known that.

00:09:22 I have a disease...

00:10:15 I'm giving this lasagna a massage

00:10:59 Here, I'll put my number in with my tongue.

00:11:55 We's all gathered here

00:12:44 With this ring, I vow to honor you and cherish you...

00:13:27 Meaning what?

00:14:13 It's Tinazidine.

00:15:19 MAN : Would you stop farting, please?

00:16:10 even though we have ten cats and couldn't make the deposit.

00:16:57 is coming on now.

00:18:15 I'm a Christian woman, Brian.

00:19:00 Will you get me more salsa?

00:19:56 to expand your media empire.

00:20:57 It's a miracle!