Family Guy — S16E19 — The Unkindest Cut

00:00:35 Is it me, or does David Ortiz

00:01:15 enjoy the salt air. Oh, they're already gone.

00:02:02 $10,000? That's a lot of money.

00:02:53 No, no, it's counterintuitive. You got to cut left.

00:04:43 - I don't like getting wet. - Oh, come on.

00:05:56 but is there any chance there's time

00:07:35 Doc, give it to us straight.

00:08:13 who couldn't get his boat in the water.

00:09:08 He's a Jewish pharmacist from Rhode Island.

00:10:01 We're taking you back to Quahog to collect our reward.

00:10:44 I like to research birds. Try to learn a bird a day.

00:11:29 We're getting the hell out of Florida.

00:12:18 He birdied this hole yesterday.

00:13:04 snug as two bugs in a rug.

00:13:46 Ugh! Bite me!

00:14:37 Blow your fucking brains out in front of all these people.

00:15:18 GUN: Are you really gonna just sit there

00:16:15 with enough evidence to put them all in jail.

00:17:11 I knew you were down in the dumps,

00:18:01 I'm so nervous for Quagmire.

00:18:59 Cool tie-in with the other story, though.

00:19:48 Okay, give us Mort.

00:20:46 So, Quagmire, how's the new rod holding up?

00:21:28 That's the sound of peeing out your daddy's wiener.