Family Guy — S16E14 — Veteran Guy

00:00:38 Ah, the Aiwa Double Tape Deck.

00:01:40 My father's a veteran, too.

00:02:20 - - Hey,

00:03:18 on account of being a vet, much less pretending to be one.

00:04:18 I'm doing two Internet things at once.

00:05:02 The Nathan James is the fictitious ship

00:05:44 : What makes us gay?

00:06:28 I'm willing to offer a deal.

00:07:13 Okay, come on, let's get out of here. Let's go. Let's go.

00:08:06 - Isn't that the slogan for...? - We had it first!

00:08:58 - Where are they stationing you? - I can't tell you.

00:09:56 'cause of how foxy the woman is.

00:11:00 PETER: We're busy; we're hanging out with Aquaman.

00:11:43 No, just-just, shh, shh. Ju... it's over.

00:12:26 Everything stinks.

00:13:04 - - Now I got it.

00:14:02 - - All right, here's what we do!

00:14:59 Uhp.

00:16:01 The Coors party ball is a dirty bomb!

00:16:45 How much you reckon a boat like this cost?

00:17:41 Oh, my God, he just ran in. Let's go! Stick to the plan!

00:18:36 Oh, that was when I was writing homosexual stuff on the boat.

00:19:48 Ha, ha!

00:21:00 Good night, Coast Guard. Hope you enjoyed the episode.