Family Guy — S16E01 — Emmy-Winning Episode

00:00:34 ANNOUNCER: We now return to Vedder Call Saul.

00:01:21 Emmy comedy.

00:02:13 If you touch her ass, I will...

00:03:07 and the fat man should win some kind of award for it.

00:03:49 I'm here because I've decided

00:04:32 Boy, he's not afraid to go there, I'm told.

00:05:25 Man or woman, I'm a big fat joke.

00:06:14 If that don't get us the Emmy, nothing will.

00:06:59 That's how we'll win the Emmy with dark, confusing plot twists

00:08:00 Your gentle, suburban dad.

00:08:43 Oh, I just thank God

00:09:49 and I have no other option than crime.

00:10:47 Wait, we did this already.

00:12:11 - in the history of that show? - Well, I'd have to say...

00:13:11 and I killed the guys,

00:14:42 Whoa!

00:15:24 Stop, stop." Is that all?

00:15:56 Peter, I don't think that's a category.

00:16:46 All right, now, a lot of these scenes are gonna be

00:17:36 Second, are you sayin' there's a conspiracy against us?

00:18:48 This Emmy thing goes deep.

00:19:26 Peter, I'm famous writer Aaron Sorkin.

00:20:04 It was a complete waste of everyone's time!

00:20:55 I don't have any more room in my house.