Family Guy - S15E15 - Cop and a Half-Wit

2017 · 22 MIN · IMDB 7.1 · 894 VOTES · DIR. John Holmquist

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Overview

Peter helps Joe out with several crime cases, but when Joe tries to take all the credit, Peter gets extremely angry. Meanwhile, Brian convinces Stewie to join a football team and panics when he gets a concussion.

Dialogue Timeline - 468 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME - EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:00:01 ♪ It seems today that all you see
00:01:06 Let's go make a large-faced boy.
00:01:49 Eh, not erasing, sort of cuttin' them together
00:02:42 Excuse me, ma'am,
00:03:41 DISPATCHER 1: All units, report to a drug deal
00:04:29 Peter!
00:05:29 What's up, dudes?
00:06:10 And nobody likes bad news.
00:07:07 there'll be no more grocery runs for you.
00:07:59 This isn't annoying enough. I need my David Lee Roth bag.
00:08:54 No, you know what, Stewie? Get the hell out on that field.
00:09:50 ♪ Goin' coast to coast watchin' all the girlies shakin'
00:10:55 I'm gonna now shake this up like a lady in your office.
00:12:04 but listen, I noticed you're not starting Stewie.
00:13:02 Oh, great. Now I'm gonna go ahead
00:13:47 Yeah, well, maybe I accidentally reveal
00:14:43 It's a police matter, Bonnie.
00:15:44 Yeah. No, I'm fine, I'm fine.
00:16:27 Well, on TV if somebody gets hit on the head,
00:17:24 You've been getting all those commendations,
00:18:27 Chris, what the hell?
00:19:11 See, I told you, Stewie. You're a big, tough boy.
00:20:13 PETER: They're beatin' me with vapin' accessories.
00:21:26 You're right, Peter. I'm a pretty good cop.

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed468
Dialogue density21.3 lines / min
First line00:00:01
Final line00:21:26

Production Record

DirectorJohn Holmquist
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes894

Factoids

Episode

Family Guy, season 15, episode 15: Cop and a Half-Wit.

https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/1434/season/15/episode/15
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IMDb rating preserved from the supplied subtitle archive; it may differ from the current IMDb rating.

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