Family Guy — S15E15 — Cop and a Half-Wit

00:00:01 ♪ It seems today that all you see

00:01:06 Let's go make a large-faced boy.

00:01:49 Eh, not erasing, sort of cuttin' them together

00:02:42 Excuse me, ma'am,

00:03:41 DISPATCHER 1: All units, report to a drug deal

00:04:29 Peter!

00:05:29 What's up, dudes?

00:06:10 And nobody likes bad news.

00:07:07 there'll be no more grocery runs for you.

00:07:59 This isn't annoying enough. I need my David Lee Roth bag.

00:08:54 No, you know what, Stewie? Get the hell out on that field.

00:09:50 ♪ Goin' coast to coast watchin' all the girlies shakin'

00:10:55 I'm gonna now shake this up like a lady in your office.

00:12:04 but listen, I noticed you're not starting Stewie.

00:13:02 Oh, great. Now I'm gonna go ahead

00:13:47 Yeah, well, maybe I accidentally reveal

00:14:43 It's a police matter, Bonnie.

00:15:44 Yeah. No, I'm fine, I'm fine.

00:16:27 Well, on TV if somebody gets hit on the head,

00:17:24 You've been getting all those commendations,

00:18:27 Chris, what the hell?

00:19:11 See, I told you, Stewie. You're a big, tough boy.

00:20:13 PETER: They're beatin' me with vapin' accessories.

00:21:26 You're right, Peter. I'm a pretty good cop.