Family Guy — S15E09 — How the Griffin Stole Christmas

00:00:02 ♪ It seems today that all you see

00:01:00 You guys, what are you doing watching TV?

00:01:43 She's about language acquisition, not gender.

00:02:22 Oh, my God!

00:03:10 Oh, we're drifting, we're turning, we're turning.

00:04:04 Um, her name was Couch.

00:04:41 I had her for two seconds.

00:05:29 Sheesh, look at this line.

00:06:09 It's not the first time I pretended to be someone else.

00:07:08 I had to see for myself

00:07:59 Oh, well, depending on how traffic is at the North Pole.

00:08:55 and I said yes, because being Santa's awesome.

00:09:38 Uh-huh. Okay. I'm gonna keep looking

00:10:19 Oh, just like the Easter bunny did. Exactly.

00:11:33 Unfortunately, since people only use printers now

00:12:22 What if they're home?

00:13:26 Don't judge me, you live in a bottle. It's a lamp.

00:14:13 so you're just crapping in people's houses, right?

00:15:18 Oh, it's just Gail Devereux now.

00:16:38 "who sent the text."

00:17:45 This is impossible, right? All of Meg's farts here in this box.

00:18:35 Yes, it's the maximum check amount

00:19:40 It's that Penthouse you found in the woods.

00:20:58 Merry Christmas.