Family Guy — S15E05 — Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date

00:00:01 ♪ It seems today that all you see

00:00:55 But you better keep those goggles

00:01:47 Why don't you ask her now? Her locker's right over there.

00:02:33 Wow, 20 bucks just to drive you across town?

00:03:19 Anyway, you just gotta do what Taylor Swift does and Shake It Off.

00:04:10 How would I even ask her?

00:04:56 Not an auto-tuned, pop music flash-in-the-pan.

00:05:43 Oh, and I know you didn't ask, but I am quick to anger.

00:07:15 'cause us stars are just like you.

00:08:13 Oh, Rupert. I can't believe Taylor Swift

00:09:14 Me, too. Would you like to come in?

00:09:52 Oh, my God. You bitch, seriously?

00:10:58 Oh, boy, I can't make it in 20 minutes. I better call you a Lyft.

00:11:52 Usually people just shove a wallet in my mouth and call 911.

00:13:07 What are you working on there, Chris?

00:14:04 Oh, and some animals give him boners.

00:15:01 Well, why can't we? She has a house

00:15:52 Thank you, genius person.

00:16:41 I thought we had a real connection.

00:17:27 Hey, pal, where we heading again?

00:18:37 God, I hate everybody who's not backstage.

00:19:31 I think I am.

00:20:36 Her grandchildren call her by her first name.

00:21:23 with standup Dom Irrera. Good night, everybody.