Family Guy — S14E18 — The New Adventures of Old Tom

00:00:02 ♪ It seems today that all you see

00:01:09 All right, I'm off to get more underwear.

00:01:50 wrapped around him for safety?

00:02:33 and hit on you all the time, huh?

00:03:21 I gained possession of Guam.

00:04:25 I haven't been this scared since the silence of the lamb.

00:05:16 Wait, hang on a second, Shelby,

00:06:03 it'll come out of my body sooner or later.

00:07:10 Like an actual Amtrak train, this is dangerously out of control!

00:08:13 But did you see that sweet new piece of ass, Dallas Portland?

00:09:09 I've never seen a bulge in the front of a man's pants before.

00:10:11 So, Peter, where are your boyfriends tonight?

00:10:50 If that guy becomes the anchor, every night is gonna be...

00:11:32 and she was taken from me when I was 12

00:12:53 ♪ Because your crystal ball ain't so crystal clear

00:14:02 Oh, almost time for the news.

00:14:49 Is that a thing?

00:15:52 over that Dallas Portland.

00:16:38 to the mall and hope for a miracle.

00:17:33 Go home, Peter. You've already done enough.

00:18:38 Oh, my God, look! Up on the roof!

00:19:34 and if there's a news story here,

00:20:24 I'm sure he appreciates what you're trying to do for him.

00:21:27 Well, I'm big enough to admit when I'm wrong.