Family Guy — S14E16 — The Heartbreak Dog

00:00:02 ♪ It seems today that all you see

00:01:30 and I'll tell you, she fell out of there

00:02:24 But now I'm 46, and all I've ever done is take care of Joe.

00:03:22 I'd better go downstairs before Joe realizes I'm gone.

00:04:07 No, no, no.

00:04:45 That's why you can't tell anybody. Promise me.

00:05:44 Peter, Joe and Bonnie are here for game night.

00:06:21 I'm gonna go get more wine.

00:07:17 Dog... Something with a dog... Uh, dog kiss.

00:08:11 How do you run out of salsa?

00:09:08 Now get me my itch cream.

00:10:28 Meg, Mom said that...

00:11:23 and be quick or we'll be in bigger trouble

00:12:28 If there's time.

00:13:10 Oh, Brian's a complete dick, we all know that.

00:13:48 No one ever takes the time to ask how I feel.

00:14:54 I couldn't stand another moment with Joe.

00:15:50 Like the dad from Small Wonder.

00:16:48 Thanks, babe.

00:17:35 I'm panting. That's how I sweat, you dumb bitch!

00:18:29 Wait, is that a real thing? Where did you hear that?

00:19:20 That's a government rule.

00:20:12 Wow.

00:20:54 Especially not you. Good night.