Family Guy — S14E05 — Peter, Chris & Brian

00:00:02 ♪ It seems today that all you see

00:01:03 Oh, that's too bad. That would've been awesome.

00:01:42 It can't fall into a stranger's hands. This is very serious.

00:02:35 until he gets ashamed of it and ditches it in an alley behind a Kroger's.

00:03:22 We were just getting ready to break into your house.

00:04:04 I'm on the wrong floor.

00:05:17 What?

00:06:13 Am I doing it? Yes. But not everyone is so lucky.

00:07:15 ♪ Danger zone

00:08:14 I don't want him to end up like me,

00:09:05 But, Dad... No buts! You're a Mumford.

00:09:57 Wilma Flintstone pearl necklaces!

00:10:54 Peter, I have to ask, are you pushing Chris so hard

00:11:33 you can hear it first when Joe falls out of the tub.

00:13:32 Hey.

00:14:11 to ask questions that weren't really questions.

00:14:58 Aw, I got a skin tag in my crack and it stings when I don't wipe right.

00:15:51 meant blowing off his old man.

00:17:07 All right, Chris, now I know you're all sophisticated now,

00:18:04 You wanted Chris to be a better person with a bright future,

00:18:57 they were very warranted.

00:19:54 You don't pretend to be someone you're not.

00:20:42 I love you, Dad.

00:21:26 and turn off the TV. There we go.