Family Guy — S14E02 — Papa Has a Rollin' Son

00:00:02 ♪ It seems today that all you see

00:01:10 And my dog slept with Quagmire's dad.

00:01:52 Joe's our friend. He should be with his dad on Father's Day

00:02:47 Well, we learned in medical school

00:03:39 Hey, guys. So, Joe, big day tomorrow, huh?

00:04:36 He was a sales manager at Ronzoni.

00:05:42 "Maybe buy a garage and fill it with hockey equipment."

00:06:38 Boom!

00:07:25 you'll see how great it is to be short.

00:08:16 Plan B! Plan B!

00:09:22 Oh, God, I hate being stuck in this chair.

00:10:11 ♪ To give you my love

00:11:11 where the date is really important for some reason.

00:12:00 Yeah, all girls are lesbians when you point a gun at them.

00:12:54 Well, yeah, that. And you can chow pie standing up.

00:13:51 whose teeth are bigger than their fingers.

00:14:38 Then he'll be on a plane tomorrow and I can go home.

00:15:30 Suit yourself. But I got to go. Me and Bud are having a blast.

00:16:46 He's following me, Brian! Who's following you?

00:17:47 Well, it's nice having reconnected with you, too.

00:18:39 How do you like that? You're getting your ass kicked by a cripple!

00:19:40 And I suppose, deep down, I was afraid.

00:20:40 Anyway, my dog ran around those bushes.

00:21:43 Excuse me, are those Bugle Boy jeans?