Family Guy — S13E18 — Take My Wife

00:00:02 ♪ It seems today that all you see

00:00:55 but I used to have sex with you,

00:01:39 although I don't think he's using them properly.

00:02:35 you didn't know existed.

00:03:11 You hit one of my kids, and now he can't fly right.

00:04:30 Something about black people wearing

00:05:18 What's wrong with you people? Dick Fosbury won an Olympics on this.

00:05:56 But I can't live without my laptop.

00:06:43 it's a couples counseling retreat.

00:07:34 Wives, huh? He gets it.

00:08:26 Get the big spring. Stretch the big spring.

00:09:34 Really? Whatever. I like liking things.

00:10:18 But, interestingly, you have high compatibility

00:11:04 Decades of black dress socks have

00:11:53 ♪ But I'll wait, my dear, till it's my turn

00:12:55 Your feet look old.

00:14:13 into the garbage had anything to do with this?

00:15:19 You're kind of an egghead, aren't you, Brian?

00:16:06 And my DVR! It'll be full in a week!

00:17:11 Oh, Peter! I was so worried about you.

00:18:15 Boy, they're really going at Donna.

00:19:08 PETER: We're ready now.

00:20:05 Well, kids, it's Dyngus Day. Here are your pussy willow branches.

00:21:00 Good job, people.