Family Guy — S13E16 — Roasted Guy

00:00:02 ♪ It seems today that all you see

00:01:01 Oh, we don't have to watch this.

00:01:51 Yeah! Look, he's the man of the hour. Everybody loves him.

00:02:34 Can we work blue, like Marlin Johnson?

00:03:28 Well, what can I say about the man of the hour, Peter Griffin?

00:04:21 People think I'm fat?

00:05:08 You could be a black guy if your ding-a-ling wasn't so damn tiny.

00:05:59 I hope you all eat turds and die!

00:06:56 Please, don't tell the other islands.

00:07:40 How about this second fridge of milk?

00:08:28 Oh. Oh, yeah. I could see that.

00:09:12 Are you good at talking about how busy you are?

00:10:04 And I'm having the best time.

00:10:54 What? Seriously, Peter, how do you live with her?

00:12:03 Peter, your wife is such a pig.

00:12:50 You should move back to Minnesota.

00:13:40 That's not true. If it was, I would've figured it out.

00:14:40 'cause I can't feel him walking anymore.

00:15:42 Get out! Get out now and don't ever come back!

00:16:43 I don't even remember, there was such a long cutaway,

00:17:28 It's green, so it probably makes something go.

00:18:16 is that she gets a spot on the US Olympic Team.

00:19:47 Somebody stabbed the groom!

00:20:49 Not women.