Family Guy — S13E11 — Encyclopedia Griffin

00:00:02 ♪ It seems today that all you see

00:00:52 and someone stole his tricycle.

00:01:34 No, sir, I've been sitting here for the last three hours selling lemonade.

00:02:13 Don't bother sniffing the seat. It don't smell like nothing.

00:02:54 All right, guys, this'll be the headquarters

00:03:32 So, you say this gumball machine took your dime

00:04:17 Someday a rain'll come and wash all this scum off the streets.

00:05:09 Oh, my God, Chris stole all that stuff.

00:06:12 What the hell?

00:08:07 Just last week, I let you watch me complain after eating too many hot wings.

00:08:53 there's no better teacher than your old dad.

00:09:56 I just really like spending time with you.

00:10:46 God, you're more annoying than a creative voicemail message.

00:11:53 "To Heather, from Chris?"

00:12:41 What's the matter, Lois? Need to get in the mood?

00:13:44 Oh, Lois, your breath smells like eggs. Talk that way.

00:14:25 Yeah, we both work in marketing.

00:15:13 ♪ They keep falling

00:16:27 Sometimes relationships run their course and come to a natural end.

00:17:17 but sometimes when life's got you down,

00:18:10 Don't do that, either. Just don't do anything.

00:19:15 Also, her lipstick is all smeared.

00:19:53 Oh, my God!

00:20:59 Peter, that's not gonna work. You can't just...