Family Guy — S13E10 — Quagmire's Mom

00:00:02 ♪ It seems today that all you see

00:00:59 Meg, I'm still alive, but I'm badly burned!

00:01:53 What the hell, Lois? Why don't I have a real checkbook?

00:02:44 Okay, "Justin Peter Griffin."

00:03:36 Peter, why the hell do you look like that?

00:05:37 Oh, hey, Chris.

00:06:18 Peter, you sound like an idiot.

00:07:09 Keira! You totally rock for bringing those.

00:08:02 Wait... What?

00:08:59 "I am here to inform you that I am a sex offender."

00:09:40 You know what I tried today? A fig.

00:10:31 if the girl has had her blood, she is good to go.

00:11:30 Sir, you're under oath.

00:12:29 My dad was a military man, so he wasn't around much.

00:13:24 But my mom did.

00:14:17 Ha! She's enjoyed many men.

00:15:08 All right, guys, let's pay the check and get out of here.

00:16:05 Ah, don't think of it as 20 years.

00:16:50 responsible for his own choices.

00:17:33 No. I think they need intensive therapy.

00:18:17 He had a, uh, procedure.

00:19:15 You know, maybe I won't miss you people as much as I thought.

00:20:06 "Commuted"? I don't understand.

00:20:55 That's great.