Family Guy — S13E06 — The 2,000-Year-Old Virgin

00:00:02 ♪ It seems today that all you see

00:01:03 Now, I'll mostly be hitting on waitresses

00:02:08 That's not so much, Lois.

00:02:52 Mr. Griffin, this is the Office of City Planning.

00:03:37 It's not... It's not too... Not too good.

00:04:27 No way.

00:05:10 You guys, I don't care what we do for my birthday,

00:05:48 CLEVELAND: Sheneneh.

00:06:29 Your 2,000-year-long cold streak is about to come to an end.

00:07:41 All right, Jesus, these speed date nights

00:08:19 Uh, let me just close a couple of these windows. There we go.

00:09:48 All right, kids, let's see what's under Christmas...

00:10:44 Hey, guys.

00:11:27 Maybe we can both stop these Hollywood Jew writers

00:12:13 Good evening, sir.

00:12:56 You're really okay with this?

00:13:47 You're an atheist, and the one guy you don't believe in

00:14:52 That's a nice chair, Peter.

00:15:56 I'm sorry, did you say Jesus is sleeping with your wife?

00:16:36 Now for a slippy, no-boots run through the snow to my car.

00:17:54 Jesus Christ is gonna have sex with my wife.

00:18:54 Lois, don't do this.

00:19:52 Oh, so it was a test.

00:20:47 I'm gonna let that teddy bear go all the way.