Family Guy — S13E05 — Turkey Guys

2014 · 24 MIN · IMDB 6.8 · 1,183 VOTES · DIR. Julius Wu

Family Guy — S13E05 — Turkey Guys poster

Overview

On the night before Thanksgiving, Brian and Peter drunkenly devour the holiday bird, and then must go out to find a replacement. In Peter absence, Chris attempts to step up and become the man of the house.

Dialogue Timeline — 393 lines

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00:00:02 ♪ It seems today that all you see
00:00:59 Oh, that, uh...
00:01:43 Jack Row...
00:02:38 are these little packets of weird vitamins
00:03:25 It's not that good of a song, but we know it.
00:04:06 You mean, like, fall asleep on the toilet
00:04:52 Don't you mean Pap smear?
00:06:17 Peter, what the hell? You chose a turkey over me? I almost died!
00:07:14 Then that's what I will say.
00:08:13 Uncomfortably Hot 18-Year-Old Girls.
00:09:11 Hitchhike?
00:10:02 Hi, Grandma. I got some down-there hair now, want to see?
00:10:58 and now you've gotten our turkey stolen and Thanksgiving is ruined
00:11:34 Screw this. I am done!
00:12:21 and he eats like this, so now you have to, too.
00:13:03 Sorry, can't hear you. Too busy saving our family's Thanksgiving.
00:13:54 Hey, scoot over.
00:14:45 Is there anything else?
00:15:36 All right, there they are. I'm going in and getting us a turkey, Brian.
00:17:21 Hey, you're welcome, buddy.
00:18:09 I mean, dinner has to have started by now.
00:18:59 but when I look around at all of these open,
00:19:58 but a bunch of white people put on sweaters.
00:20:59 Gobble, gobble!

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed393
Dialogue density16.4 lines / min
First line00:00:02
Final line00:20:59

Production Record

DirectorJulius Wu
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes1,183

Factoids

Episode

Family Guy, season 13, episode 5: Turkey Guys.

https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/1434/season/13/episode/5
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