Family Guy — S13E04 — Brian the Closer

00:00:02 ♪ It seems today that all you see

00:00:54 What's that movie called? Dick?

00:01:32 Come on, Brian, I need this rope

00:02:33 Don't you dare!

00:04:06 Damn it, Peter. What were you thinking?

00:05:02 What? Then what am I supposed to do?

00:05:48 Hey, listen, thanks for not laying into me like everybody else.

00:06:35 I know I didn't just hear what that man said.

00:07:38 So, be honest, huh? You guys hate 'em.

00:08:32 ♪ When you're laughing

00:09:29 And the yard's got plenty of room for little ones.

00:10:33 JASON: So, tell me again, where's the lake?

00:11:16 Is this the guy who wanted his pulse checked

00:12:02 but a real star is someone who can sell a dump.

00:13:11 I didn't know you worked out at this gym, too.

00:13:55 underpriced waterfront property

00:14:49 a Persian guy would say is a little much.

00:15:33 Third quarter projections indicate our sales will be down 40%.

00:16:34 but there's a stain on the rug in the shape of a little kid.

00:17:24 I'm still within 72 hours, and I wanna get out of my contract.

00:18:26 Mittens!

00:19:32 but at least you came by it honestly.

00:20:14 and compassionate...

00:21:08 American history was last year. Then...