Family Guy — S13E03 — Baking Bad

00:00:02 ♪ It seems today that all you see

00:01:04 Should we go to Chopper's?

00:01:56 You know, that the British are coming.

00:02:50 Oh.

00:03:36 Well, I hope so, because I've tried everything.

00:04:33 Just give some blood, get your cookie, and be done with it.

00:05:18 Mmm!

00:06:10 and now he's making science stuff.

00:07:03 PETER: Hi. Do you like South Dakota,

00:07:59 "Oh, I don't... I don't drink in the morning

00:08:53 Can you name one successful company that isn't cookie-based?

00:09:57 A what? A kebab.

00:10:41 What's the best skin yaw-gurt?

00:11:44 There's a lot to do,

00:12:25 All of it? Um...

00:13:17 Don't you worry, Lois, you keep baking, I'll drum up some business.

00:14:08 So what are you saying?

00:15:00 And don't worry, I only hired women

00:15:57 I have way too much money!

00:17:21 Yeah, nobody's listening to you.

00:18:05 It's a strip club that gives away free cookies.

00:19:08 I know.

00:19:53 I guess what I'm trying to say is, I was wrong to choose sexiness over my wife.

00:20:51 Me love Cookie.