Family Guy — S13E02 — The Book of Joe

00:00:02 ♪ It seems today that all you see

00:01:01 Good day for these wet paintbrushes, too.

00:02:01 Then nobody would know about Africa.

00:02:44 Oh, I'm obsessed with her.

00:03:24 Short-but-handsome, slightly hairy, newly single salesman.

00:04:12 They're gonna publish The Hopeful Squirrel.

00:04:58 Oh. Yeah... No, no. You know, I would totally do that.

00:05:54 Chloe, I'm not sure I can...

00:06:50 Please join me in welcoming David Chicago.

00:07:41 Well, maybe if you did, I wouldn't have to!

00:08:46 Wow, that was great. Who are you?

00:09:34 But don't worry, our industry's fine.

00:10:49 Our guest on today's show

00:11:38 so you can see where I buy my clothes.

00:12:36 Scotty, we need more speed!

00:13:23 I feel terrible.

00:14:09 Joe, come on. Let's not kid ourselves.

00:15:03 I just hate to see you two in a fight.

00:15:53 It is what it is. Ain't nothing gotta be nothing, huh?

00:16:42 Was someone wearing my new high heels?

00:17:58 "'Nothing but cops on the take and hookers on the make, ' said Randy the Raccoon.

00:19:09 My leg! Help me, somebody!

00:20:10 Friends?

00:20:56 I like where the USA is headed.