Family Guy — S12E21 — Chap Stewie

00:00:02 ♪ It seems today that all you see

00:00:53 The what? The Cadwalliders of Essex.

00:01:29 I want to stay, but I just got called back into the office.

00:02:37 Unga Bunga! Unga Bunga! Unga Bunga!

00:03:19 I don't want to watch it upstairs on the small TV!

00:04:24 Oh, you dick, you just came in to charge your phone.

00:05:09 Remember when I tried to open that lemonade stand with Chris?

00:05:53 but you're talking about erasing your existence.

00:06:59 Peter Griffin!

00:08:06 And this is me getting you from behind,

00:08:57 Maybe I had more in common with this family than I thought.

00:09:57 And I've got a bone to pick with you!

00:10:53 Ah. Now, I feel better.

00:12:02 and one superfluous employee who I am not in a gay relationship with.

00:13:09 Dean of Physics at Oxford,

00:13:56 And you, shut up.

00:15:03 But, um, I'm sure I can whip something up.

00:16:07 The only thing in this crib is a 19th-century dueling pistol.

00:16:48 everything I need to build a time machine.

00:18:00 on the curb for Goodwill to pick up.

00:18:52 LOIS: Peter, I had nothing to do

00:19:52 I love you, Peter.

00:20:41 It would be a lot of effort ultimately for nothing.

00:21:48 Well, it took three years, but I am finally through all that porn.