Family Guy — S12E19 — Meg Stinks!

00:00:02 ♪ It seems today that all you see

00:01:07 PETER: Oh, and there's Anal Roberts.

00:01:51 considering none of her teachers are willing to sleep with her.

00:02:47 Yes, you do. You have that wicker basket

00:03:35 Big ol' hoot-owl come down, scoop you up, take your eye out.

00:04:43 Sorry, Lois, it doesn't cover "acts of dog."

00:05:55 my hiding place for meatball subs!

00:06:54 I can't believe I'm actually on a road trip with my dad.

00:07:42 Come on, Stewie, I'm starving.

00:08:34 Oh, my God, Dad, you lost your hand!

00:10:06 I ordered you nothing.

00:10:45 And I know you love Augustus Gloop.

00:11:38 Who had the chicken parm?

00:12:28 I'm having even more fun than when I...

00:13:24 You're like that tiger from Siegfried and Roy.

00:14:09 We bonded for the first time in our lives.

00:15:03 No, you're not supposed to actually do it!

00:15:53 Trust me, Mom. I know what I'm doing.

00:17:01 Nothing but the best for you.

00:17:46 how on earth I pay for all my shenanigans.

00:18:25 I suppose I could, Meg.

00:19:16 Look, Stewie, I've learned something out here.

00:20:10 so I'm gonna drive back up there.

00:21:02 ♪ Night moves