Family Guy — S12E14 — Fresh Heir

00:00:02 ♪ It seems today that all you see

00:01:04 Okay, are you a television set, or the Internet?

00:01:47 Don't you want someone to bond with.

00:02:49 Actually, Mom can't take care of him.

00:03:38 Wait, where is Chris?

00:04:26 And your father loves you, too.

00:05:17 And the worst part about it, is I can't have sex.

00:06:07 You think it'll crash the system?

00:06:56 ♪ Halls Mentho-lyptus

00:07:51 You just have a way of looking at things that's delightfully fresh!

00:08:56 Listen, Carter, you take me out of your will, I'm taking you out of mine.

00:09:55 it was always gonna be a huge perk.

00:10:47 Oh, boy, hot dogs and Nintendo, huh, Chris?

00:11:40 Hey, Chris, hey, you remember that kid

00:12:27 I'm just gonna take my VCR, my VCR head-cleaning tape,

00:13:17 So, I've been trying to get on his good side.

00:14:11 Chris, there comes a time when every man looks at his son

00:14:59 So, what do you say?

00:16:11 Why do we have all these appointments?

00:17:19 until their cab to the airport arrives?

00:18:09 in a state with enough trees around

00:19:05 Lois! How did you find out about this?

00:19:57 Wow.

00:20:47 He also married one of his children.