Family Guy — S12E13 — 3 Acts of God

00:00:02 ♪ It seems today that all you see

00:01:22 Oh, my God, there's the CEO of my company!

00:02:09 Except for getting all my cutaway gags ready for the week.

00:02:56 Now, I see some elements of red rover

00:03:37 ANNOUNCER: With a five-point lead and only 10 seconds left,

00:04:27 JOHN WAYNE: Saddle my horse.

00:05:17 How did you manage that against the Patriots' defense?

00:06:03 with both church and bad football?

00:07:17 Well, Lois, the guys and I are off to find God.

00:09:01 You guys, look. I saw this article in the paper today.

00:10:08 was that, like, the real Jesus,

00:10:52 And you still won't give us an Emmy? Come on!

00:11:46 "from the top of Mount Olympus."

00:12:36 than the birthplace of all of Western civilization's great religions

00:13:34 Yeah, plus I left my Jacuzzi on the whole time,

00:14:13 Wait a minute, Death, you work with God! Will you take us to him?

00:15:10 You know, I actually can't believe they let me into heaven.

00:15:55 to get absolutely nowhere in life.

00:16:43 Oh, okay, you're on.

00:17:32 and I'm gonna make him laugh for you.

00:18:23 No. Just had a bad lunch.

00:19:10 Huh. That's hysterical.

00:20:05 We won't forget this.

00:20:53 It'll all be over in a second.