Family Guy — S12E11 — Brian's a Bad Father

00:00:02 ♪ It seems today that all you see

00:01:02 Did you hear that? We're gonna get laid!

00:02:11 that writes for him,

00:02:56 but I'm calling because I'm on my way to Quahog.

00:03:36 to wear tight shirts.

00:04:20 Geez, calm down, you guys.

00:05:36 in the form of a new Disney Channel show called Parent Boppers,

00:06:42 Hey, hey, don't put the universe's words in my mouth, okay?

00:07:47 before I fucking kick him in the face?

00:08:29 I can yell it louder!

00:09:25 I'm just one of the guys, all right?

00:10:06 Are you saying my 9-year-old daughter wants to be raped?

00:11:00 What? Suck it!

00:11:49 from the tedium of our mundane lives.

00:12:37 Listen, you can't let them fire me! You're the star of the show!

00:14:05 I mean, every terrible thing he said about me is true.

00:14:55 I hope he's willing to hear me out, you know?

00:15:59 I'm Zac Sawyer. Say "when." Acting.

00:16:49 Well, maybe not where you come from,

00:17:36 Got it.

00:18:21 But isn't taking a risk better than not having a dad?

00:19:11 I need you to shoot me in the arm

00:19:47 What the hell, Joe?

00:20:52 We're all friends again.