Family Guy — S12E08 — Christmas Guy

00:00:02 ♪ It seems today that all you see

00:01:07 It's Stewie's first Christmas.

00:01:47 Yes.

00:02:47 Leave me alone.

00:03:30 How come every time I'm feelin' happy,

00:04:40 who says the carnival was canceled by the mall's owner.

00:05:25 Hey. Hey, what's in these?

00:06:17 Look, are we done here?

00:07:12 I don't know, Lois. I feel like if we don't do something,

00:07:59 "and is now starting quarterback for the Jacksonville Jaguars."

00:08:46 Now look at the camera for a POV shot.

00:09:34 Wow, Carter, I had no idea you were Jewish.

00:10:38 Mall Santa is brought to you in part this season by Chipotle.

00:11:47 Daddy, where's Santa Claus?

00:12:31 Yup. Let me read you an expert.

00:13:15 What the hell? There's a foot in this box.

00:14:10 Thanks.

00:14:56 but I think the sheep is better.

00:16:04 Nice. Hey, everybody, we got a funny sandwich here.

00:16:57 Well, that is where you are wrong, my friend.

00:17:49 Oh.

00:18:59 And when it did, a little part of me died as well.

00:19:56 A pretty awesome guy.

00:20:56 and I want it to stop right now.