Family Guy — S11E14 — Call Girl

00:00:02 ♪ It seems today that all you see

00:00:59 Remember those two we saw last night?

00:01:50 Or maybe an average bird who bought a Bowflex.

00:02:52 "I'll not meddle with it, Xerxes.

00:03:38 Oh. What... What...

00:05:09 I represent the man whose sidecar motorcycle you stole yesterday.

00:06:04 Thought I was gonna have to go back to being on Live! With Kelly and Peter.

00:06:52 Looks okay. Good. It's not too braggy?

00:07:44 "Uh, uh, uh. Not that product."

00:08:31 Wait a minute.

00:09:23 Oh.

00:10:21 Oh! Oh, baby.

00:11:00 Okay, why don't you go ahead and stick that in your mouth, too.

00:12:05 Why?

00:12:51 That's what we're here for. Come on in.

00:13:48 Something special.

00:14:53 I love when you talk.

00:15:40 That sounds like a gay bar. It is a gay bar.

00:16:27 I never would've got that job as a seat filler for fetuses.

00:17:33 Yeah, those jokers just called and said I had to go on a last-minute business trip.

00:18:49 Mmm-hmm.

00:19:46 Eight fucking hours later...

00:20:31 It was like an instinct, you know?

00:21:31 Can I interest you guys in a two-and-a-quarter way?