Family Guy — S11E12 — Valentine's Day in Quahog
2013 · 22 MIN · IMDB 7.3 · 1,265 VOTES · DIR. Dominic Bianchi, James Purdum, Bob Bowen
Overview
On Valentine's Day, Meg goes on a date with a guy she met online, and Lois and Peter stay in bed all day; Brian is visited by his ex-girlfriends.
Dialogue Timeline — 430 lines
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00:00:02 PETER: Valentine's Day, a day of love,
00:00:52 ♪ If we get down and go out
00:02:07 Permission to begin a day of epic lovemaking, sexy lady?
00:03:01 and we're finally going to meet.
00:03:45 Um, I said... I don't know what I said.
00:05:00 What's wrong with you, Holder-Downer 5000?
00:05:45 You're a bad person.
00:06:51 Oh, God, I bet that diaper is soaking wet.
00:07:58 Uh, am I a dull white guy? Yes, I like Coldplay.
00:08:51 and I promised my bosses a fresh kidney.
00:09:39 Slumdog Millionaire?
00:11:02 Wow, my name is Chris, too.
00:11:57 So what seems to be the trouble?
00:12:43 No. I've had it with Valentine's Day. I'm sick of all of it.
00:13:23 ♪ Our hearts are made of it
00:14:23 Yet, somehow, things didn't work out.
00:14:57 No, no, we're not gonna do this every Saturday!
00:15:56 Do you want any of his oversized mallets?
00:16:35 She's totally out of the picture. We've done everything
00:17:34 Adam!
00:18:46 What do I say?
00:19:42 I gotta get this heart to Madonna.
00:20:37 Happy Valentine's Day.
00:21:52 ♪ Take my heart and please don't break it
Cast & Characters
Seth MacFarlane
Peter Griffin / Brian Griffin / Stewie Griffin / Glenn Quagmire (voice)
Alex Borstein
Lois Griffin / Tricia Takanawa / Loretta Brown / Barbara Pewterschmidt (voice)
Mila Kunis
Meg Griffin (voice)
Seth Green
Chris Griffin (voice)
Keir Gilchrist
Toby (voice)
Cheryl Tiegs
Cheryl Tiegs (voice)
Drew Barrymore
Jillian Russell (voice)
Kat Foster
Carolyn (voice)
Adam West
Adam West (voice)
Nana Visitor
Rita (voice)
Alexis Knapp
(voice)
Jessica Biel
Brooke (voice)
Christine Lakin
(voice)
Emily Osment
Sandy (voice)
Steve Callaghan
1960s Executive (voice)
Dee Bradley Baker
Gremlin (voice)
Jessica Stroup
Denise (voice) (uncredited)
Julie Hagerty
Carol West (voice)
Alexandra Breckenridge
(voice)
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed430
Dialogue density19.5 lines / min
First line00:00:02
Final line00:21:52
Production Record
DirectorDominic Bianchi, James Purdum, Bob Bowen
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes1,265
Factoids
Episode
Family Guy, season 11, episode 12: Valentine's Day in Quahog.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/1434/season/11/episode/12
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