Family Guy — S11E08 — Jesus, Mary and Joseph!

00:00:02 ♪ It seems today that all you see

00:01:07 You know, I think this is gonna be our best Christmas ever.

00:02:04 This was hard! I did this for you!

00:02:55 Took my mother, talk about an awkward ride home.

00:03:45 Yeah, I just hope it goes better than my last one.

00:04:34 Come on, this is our seventh date. It's completely natural.

00:05:28 Wow, she's really getting it.

00:06:14 Hail Mary, full of guys.

00:07:11 Hey, Mary.

00:08:01 I am?

00:08:51 How long is this gonna take?

00:10:51 All right, well, merry Christmas. Are you there, dear?

00:11:47 And, as we know, the biblical term for donkey is ass.

00:12:45 Wow, I can't believe we're already here.

00:13:43 were making their way across the desert.

00:14:34 You can't punch this baby. He's the messiah.

00:15:21 No rooms, eh?

00:16:22 But, Dad, I still don't understand

00:17:12 Those names is no good.

00:17:58 I said that yesterday, you stupid idiot!

00:18:53 That floor's gonna be dripping in virgin olive oil.

00:19:37 Greetings! I have come to see the newborn king,

00:20:49 That was awesome, Dad!

00:21:37 I'm getting the baseball bat.