Family Guy — S11E03 — The Old Man and the Big 'C'

00:00:02 ♪ It seems today that all you see

00:01:14 You didn't plan on it, but it's happening.

00:02:12 I got it, I got it!

00:03:13 but have you ever considered just embracing your baldness?

00:04:04 Quagmire, what the hell are you doing?

00:04:59 That's from a song.

00:05:47 The fuck's going on down there?

00:06:33 Oh, yeah, I treated you for butt flu.

00:07:23 Hey, hey, hey!

00:08:17 Although I'm not sure what the Spanish word "no" means,

00:09:16 and that he has two weeks to live.

00:10:26 He's very busy.

00:11:15 Mama used to call it "Fool-Aid."

00:12:05 and that the man we saw today was an imposter

00:13:02 All right, Stu, now, if we can just...

00:13:54 I'm stealing all your sugar packets and napkins.

00:14:54 There's the lab. Let's get in there and find Carter's body.

00:16:00 Carter, you found a cure for cancer?

00:16:40 Brian, it's so cold in here, look how big my nips are.

00:17:33 I can't believe Carter would sacrifice millions of lives

00:18:39 It's across the street.

00:19:27 Good for Peter.

00:20:16 Oh, that's her father?

00:21:19 I know. If he's such a bad guy, why's he on a magazine?