Family Guy — S10E05 — Back to the Pilot

00:00:02 ♪ It seems today that all you see

00:00:55 I'd give anything to find it, though.

00:02:01 Damn you, vile woman!

00:02:43 I mean, wouldn't you want to alter the past?

00:03:29 Oh? Remember when you got drunk off the communion wine at church?

00:04:26 You sure you got time to smoke?

00:05:12 blunt-edged, matriarchal despot!

00:06:28 Where'd you get that?

00:07:14 I think I'm up in that blimp.

00:08:30 the sooner they'd catch their mistake.

00:09:19 and I'll lean my liquid down into your mouth.

00:10:34 would've hit the World Trade Center.

00:11:17 to destroy the World Trade Center

00:12:18 And thank God their follow-up attack on St. Louis was a bust.

00:13:08 What? No?

00:14:08 Oh, I guess things didn't work out in Virginia.

00:15:24 It says here that the new American civil war you set into motion

00:16:10 What did I do? Well, nothing yet, but listen.

00:17:00 Wow, that... That probably wouldn't look very good out of context.

00:17:50 Stop! Don't do anything!

00:18:23 God help us. This is no way to live.

00:19:28 in your individual time machines

00:20:31 Okay, okay! All right! God!

00:21:23 All right, let's unplug the TV and get going.