Family Guy — S09E06 — Brian Writes a Bestseller

00:00:02 ♪ It seems today that all you see

00:01:14 Clearly, I am not meant to be a writer.

00:02:14 Well, why don't you?

00:03:03 No, no, you fucking idiot. No wonder your wife shot you.

00:03:59 Here, just take it.

00:04:57 Because... Because it is the anniversary

00:05:49 I should have stayed in bed.

00:06:47 You're a big canine star.

00:07:49 Now I was just texting with New York.

00:08:39 Well, Stewie, I can't tell you

00:09:30 Sending her to my room?

00:10:23 What do you think of that?

00:11:24 Hey, I'm proud of myself, man.

00:12:16 and we need somebody who's not that funny and not that good looking,

00:13:04 Well, I think he'd be... I got to get back to my dinner here,

00:13:55 So thank you.

00:15:18 Brian, look at this!

00:16:08 My publicist told me Christopher Hitchens would be on the panel.

00:17:15 I think what's actually alarming is the fact that

00:18:29 I mean, yeah, you can wish it, and you can do it,

00:19:40 That's why I keep it by the phone.

00:20:51 Look, all right, well...

00:22:04 Um...

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