Family Guy — S08E16 — April in Quahog

00:00:03 ♪ It seems today that all you see

00:01:07 It validates the work of a lifetime.

00:01:58 I've been called! The only reason you've never been called

00:02:45 Hey, and you know what else is cool?

00:03:30 How about we do a song that's not whiny bullshit?

00:04:29 All right, now the prosecution is about to show you items pertinent

00:05:23 PETER: Hey, I know the judge said not to run in the hall, but check this out!

00:06:33 Off to another day of jury duty, sweetie?

00:07:36 by an expanding black hole.

00:08:43 What are you talking about, Quagmire?

00:09:34 This is Tom Tucker.

00:10:21 I have a lion now.

00:11:04 Sounds kind of gay, Grandpa.

00:12:18 They respected me for saying it.

00:13:18 You know, you'd think you'd wanna spend your last day on Earth with your family!

00:14:04 Yes, April Fools! We at Channel Five News concocted

00:14:56 They bore the hell out of me, Lois.

00:15:48 Hey, what's on tap for school today, kids?

00:16:35 They're really pissed at me, aren't they?

00:17:25 My period's not an interest.

00:18:12 You sure that stuff is okay?

00:19:07 Somehow you've gotta let those kids know that they matter to you.

00:20:11 Yay!

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