Family Guy — S08E06 — Quagmire's Baby
2009 · 22 MIN · IMDB 7.2 · 1,358 VOTES · DIR. Jerry Langford
Overview
Father doesn't know best when Quagmire assumes responsibility for a baby left at his doorstep. Meanwhile, Stewie creates a stupid clone of himself that he uses as a slave. When he ends up creating a clone for Brian too, they find out that the clones are unstable, at which point the clones break down.
Dialogue Timeline — 459 lines
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00:00:02 ♪ It seems today that all you see
00:01:14 NARRATOR: Amazingly, this drunk driver
00:02:20 Take a shower.
00:03:15 Hello, ghosts. Come in, ghosts.
00:04:07 No, no. Just cancel it.
00:04:50 Dear God.
00:05:42 ♪ Don't go breaking my heart
00:06:45 It's another thing to let him wash your back.
00:07:41 Hey, Ron.
00:08:29 Hey, Peter. What's up? Hey, Quagmire.
00:09:23 What am I supposed to do? I don't want a baby.
00:10:21 I sent Bitch Stewie in my place.
00:11:05 making one of those for me, would you?
00:11:49 This is not a stroking motion.
00:12:49 What's that big tarp over there?
00:13:38 Am I ever. I've got a to-do list three pages long for him.
00:14:57 So, how long you been in beauty school?
00:16:16 Oh, boy, Quagmire. I don't know that we can do that.
00:17:11 Yeah, it's not working out. I need to get her out of my hair.
00:18:12 I've been having some trouble with mine, too.
00:19:10 Peter, I don't think...
00:19:59 I guess.
00:21:09 JOE: What's happening?
00:22:28 English - US - Line 21
Cast & Characters
Seth MacFarlane
Peter Griffin / Brian Griffin / Stewie Griffin / Glenn Quagmire (voice)
Alex Borstein
Lois Griffin / Tricia Takanawa / Loretta Brown / Barbara Pewterschmidt (voice)
Mila Kunis
Meg Griffin (voice)
Seth Green
Chris Griffin (voice)
Patrick Warburton
Joe Swanson (voice)
Brittany Snow
Candy (voice)
John Bunnell
Narrator (voice)
Noah Gray-Cabey
Black Kid (voice)
Thomas F. Wilson
First Step (voice)
Christine Lakin
Stripper (voice)
Mike Henry
(voice)
Max Burkholder
Bobby Stalling (voice)
Mae Whitman
Annaleigh Quagmire (voice)
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed459
Dialogue density20.9 lines / min
First line00:00:02
Final line00:22:28
Production Record
DirectorJerry Langford
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes1,358
Factoids
Episode
Family Guy, season 8, episode 6: Quagmire's Baby.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/1434/season/8/episode/6
Rating source
IMDb rating preserved from the supplied subtitle archive; it may differ from the current IMDb rating.
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