Family Guy — S08E02 — Family Goy

00:00:12 NARRATOR: Gathered together from the cosmic reaches of the universe.

00:01:20 of all people, would know about Internet porn.

00:02:00 If anyone wants it, it's theirs.

00:03:25 Oh, hey, kids. This is Kathy.

00:04:30 But Kathy and I are not actually working on a project together.

00:05:34 Well, I'm sorry you're handling this so poorly,

00:06:32 I'm just gonna go and check my mail over there.

00:07:34 Peter, stop that! We're not having sex.

00:08:29 I'm sorry I never told you, dear.

00:09:19 I actually let myself believe I could be a doctor's wife.

00:10:07 Well, I guess you're right.

00:10:57 and I really don't want to make a big deal out of this.

00:11:58 I hope so, Meg. I really do.

00:12:50 and puts a boot up your ass?

00:13:43 Oh, I swear to God, Lois. I swear to God, I would lose it.

00:14:45 "Peter, you must go to the Dagobah System?"

00:15:40 when you realize that he can't lose.

00:16:35 He's just being immature.

00:17:49 Are you out of your fucking mind?

00:18:35 He died for our sins in that helicopter crash.

00:19:43 Om Namah Shivayah. Om Namah Shivayah. Om Namah Shivayah.

00:20:28 It's me or your religion, Lois.

00:21:15 Catholicism and Judaism are not that different.

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