Family Guy — S07E14 — We Love You, Conrad
2009 · 22 MIN · IMDB 7.4 · 1,180 VOTES · DIR. John Holmquist
Overview
When Brian discovers that his beloved Jillian is getting married, he hits the sauce to drown his sorrows. The next morning, he wakes up with more than a hangover. After realizing he has hooked up with "The Hills" star Lauren Conrad, he wants to run and hide. When Brian discovers Lauren is nothing like how she's portrayed on TV, he thinks he may have found his perfect match – if only he can let Jillian go.
Dialogue Timeline — 454 lines
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00:00:03 ♪ It seems today that all you see
00:01:04 Looks like she finally found someone after dating that last loser.
00:02:07 and I don't know whether I should get the salmon or the Snausages.
00:02:54 Great. And I'm sure DeShawn would love to meet you.
00:03:48 Nah!
00:04:55 I actually just had elbow surgery.
00:05:50 on his nose with your index finger?
00:06:50 No, it's okay. I have a dog.
00:07:36 Ah, there we go!
00:08:22 Spencer, I am so over your selfishness.
00:09:11 and old footage from The A-Team.
00:10:20 This new Lauren Conrad relationship?
00:11:21 Thanks.
00:12:40 Come on, Brian. You know America doesn't like smart people.
00:13:31 Well, be that as it may, or not be that,
00:14:31 on suborbital propulsion mechanisms that NASA is using
00:15:27 Oh! Right.
00:16:12 Yeah. Yeah. That was a hoot.
00:17:02 Honey, those aren't real. Sure, they are.
00:17:58 My God, Lauren! What am I gonna do?
00:18:58 Hey, Brian. I just noticed you over here.
00:19:46 Show her that you love her in a way she can't possibly ignore.
00:21:09 Brian, no.
00:23:00 English - US - Line 21
Cast & Characters
Seth MacFarlane
Peter Griffin / Brian Griffin / Stewie Griffin / Glenn Quagmire (voice)
Alex Borstein
Lois Griffin / Tricia Takanawa / Loretta Brown / Barbara Pewterschmidt (voice)
Mila Kunis
Meg Griffin (voice)
Seth Green
Chris Griffin (voice)
Mike Henry
Cleveland Brown (voice)
Craig Ferguson
Craig Ferguson
Jimmy Fallon
Jimmy Fallon
Kate Todd
Heidi Montag (voice)
Lauren Conrad
Lauren Conrad (voice)
Whitney Port
Whitney Port (voice)
Sarah Utterback
Lindsay Lohan (voice)
Lupe Ontiveros
Lauren Conrad's Maid (voice)
Audrina Patridge
Audrina Patridge (voice)
Drew Barrymore
Jillian Russell (voice)
Wally Wingert
Principal Sloan (voice)
Jay Leno
Jay Leno
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed454
Dialogue density20.6 lines / min
First line00:00:03
Final line00:23:00
Production Record
DirectorJohn Holmquist
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes1,180
Factoids
Episode
Family Guy, season 7, episode 14: We Love You, Conrad.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/1434/season/7/episode/14
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