Family Guy — S07E13 — Stew-Roids

00:00:03 ♪ It seems today that all you see

00:00:59 Scoop that one up and put it back down in the exact same spot.

00:01:56 "It's perfect for that."

00:02:52 Those lying bastards at Johnson & Johnson!

00:03:40 I have spoken!

00:04:31 I'm gonna switch to one of the other popular guys.

00:05:17 and then project their inadequacies on their kids.

00:06:16 Chris Griffin, you are undoubtedly the most unpopular boy in school.

00:07:06 Oh, your kid just needs a little help.

00:08:34 You haven't answered my question!

00:09:29 They always make promises they can't deliver.

00:10:19 You're really pretty, and I hope I get to be with you for a long time.

00:11:20 Go? What are you talking about?

00:11:54 All right, Chrissy. Here we go.

00:12:39 In fact, I'm going to his house for dinner tonight so I can meet his parents.

00:13:40 If there's one thing women love, it's a vascular man.

00:14:23 Of course you don't. You're all natural. Man, your dad must be proud!

00:15:16 There's an ass-to-boob ratio that you're way off of.

00:16:19 Okay, look, Meg. I've been at this for 45 minutes.

00:17:13 Chris, I can't believe you dissed Connie at your party.

00:17:57 CHRIS: Loser!

00:19:11 Is everything set, Meg?

00:20:29 You don't get to talk like that anymore!

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